
Out of the 17,235 men surveyed on BastardLife, 73.4% of you admitted to masturbating at least once a week at the office, compared with the 23.8% of our female readers who succumbed to the urge. While statistically men still exceed the female rate of masturbation weekly, 87% of the women we polled admitted to sliding the thin red line up to once a day without their partners ever knowing about it.—N.B.























