Jason and Clint were famous for their dinner parties—as co-owners of one of Houston’s most prominent event planning firms, the couple of ten years knew better than anyone how to throw a fashionable fete. But it wasn’t tips on the trendiest caterers that Susan was looking for when she followed Jason into the kitchen with an armload of dirty dishes; instead, she was hoping to detain her best guy friend from college, and the guy her kids thought was "the coolest," with a more intimate query that she hoped would go unheard by the other guests thanks to the sound of running water and clinking china. After a quick backward glance to make sure her husband was duly distracted with table talk, she cleared her throat.
“Ok. So, Brian has been after me to try the whole...anal thing,” she managed to spit out. Jason cocked his head in her direction, still scrubbing a broiler pan with one gloved hand.
“Is that so?” he asked, amused. “And you’re thinking….”
“I’m thinking ‘Ouch,’ that’s what I’m thinking,” Susan admitted, rinsing a wine glass. “But if it’s important to him, I want to at least give it a try. Any advice?”
Approximately 30% of women ages 18 to 34 report trying anal sex at least once in the past six months. Most men report wanting that number to climb much higher. While we don’t have numbers for the following categories, we know that some of these adventurous girls loved it, some thought it was sort of okay, others found it uncomfortable but tolerable, and still another group decided then and there that once was more than enough for them.
Why such a broad spectrum of experience? Anatomy and nerve endings, which for every women are wildly different. As Jason told Susan over the sink full of suds, the strategic placement of the prostate gland gives men the best backdoor odds. When anal penetration stimulates the swollen gland at the moment of orgasm, boys are brought to the most earth-shattering, soul-shaking climax possible. A women lacks a prostate, but she is filled with sensitive nerve endings in the anus that can equally rock her world and make penetration, if she chooses, easier.
Also aiding a woman's ability to find more anal pleasure are a suit of new K-Y Brand Jelly products, one in particular that Jason recommended was the ultra smooth K-Y's Intrigue lube. While some girls swear by the generous amounts of lube for anal; still others joke that they needed to add a couple of Valium and a bottle of wine into the mix. Whatever your partner's tolerance, it’s the female’s anus, not her rectum, that deserves the most attention with licking, tickling, stroking, and gently messaging—while she well lubricated.
Back in the kitchen, Susan let out a nervous laugh, “The getting liquored-up first idea sounds good.”
“Just tell me the truth, is it really, really going to hurt?”
“Sweetie, just remember to douche beforehand and you’ll be fine,” Jason assured her, giving her shoulder a squeeze.
“And remember that lovely, incredibly expensive bracelet we saw at The Galleria?”
“Yeah?”
“He better buy it—and you had better be wearing it the next day darlin.”—J.B.
