Holding strong. In a poll of 4,351 male BastardLife readers, 58% of you said it's not the abdominal muscles that arouse you, its buff arms and that v-shaped set of muscles along side the abdomen that you live for. A remarkably small 28% of you voted for the abs as the thing that "turns me on most when he's inside of me and I'm on my back watching them get a workout." The rest of you were champions for the chest, citing, "I need something to grab onto—or rest my head on after we're done making love."—N.B.
Of the 4,872 who responded to our poll, 83% of the women told us that they would dissuade their girlfriends from undergoing breast augmentation; whereas, nearly the same amount of men told us they would prefer the breasts of their partners larger. 31% of our male readers believed the silicon inserts and even faint scars to be a distraction from a woman's natural beauty; yet, well over 50% of the men who responded replied that while a natural breast was preferable, they could easily get past the "fake" feeling of an augmented mammary.—N.B.
The post Sex & the City girl (as in the kind who could give a shit about what boys think of them, and who care even less if they get married to one). In this poll of nearly 2000 of you who read BastardLife this week, over 83% voted Megan Fox as your Woman of the Year. Many of you cited "Hot, tough, and the fact that she will casually tell you how much she loves sex—in a way that suggests she is the one doing the conquering." Clearly our kind of girl.—N.B.
Men, not Metrosexuals, make a comeback. In a poll of over 2000 (out of the 80,000) of you who read BastardLife this week, over 72% voted Johnny Depp as your Man of the Year. We won't bore you with his competition—as you clearly don't see him as having much. Suffice it to say though that Brad Pitt was below fourth on your wish list. Stay tuned for tomorrow's Women of the Year results.—N.B.
