Everyone has their price. No, these aren't hookers pictured above, but man we wish they were. In a recent BastardLife survey of nearly 200 adult workers (in this case escorts, male hustlers, and street hookers) 32% of you claimed you would defy your Oath of Office and snitch on your Johns if the price were high enough. The majority of you, both men and women, told us that you "had no price" and that your client's secrets would go with you to the grave. "However, we have no control over the guilty, loose lipped men, who get drunk, dial their wives and rat on themselves. In cases like those, we lie—even if there are pictures."—T.B.
