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Jimmy's bail out plan

What folks are sayin' "Look, if Detroit would just stop and screw their heads back on right, we wouldn't need a bail out plan and we wouldn't be in danger of tanking. First, we need to build cars that make people look sexy again, ok!?! Second they need to sell said sexy-making-us-look cars using hot women again. Forget about battery powered and hydrogen, and all of that shit. It's about muslce, sex, grease—and women. Build that back into your cars, Detroit, and you may just come back from the dead."—Jimmy O'Mally, 2:35 P.M., Rosie O'Grady's Pub, Detroit, MI.

By Neal Boulton at 9:05AM on March 08, 2009

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