Grade A and on the market. By now it's fairly common knowledge that Megan Fox is single again. We wanted to know, if Megan were reading right now, how would you convince her to give you a shot? From NYC to LA—you all had a thing or two to say.—N.B.
The Don Juan: "Please. After jetting around and being fabulous and famous, Megan simply needs me—a real man who is down to Earth, someone who will take care of the bedroom duties better than any man on the planet and cook and chauffeur you with style.—Ricky, Queens, NYC
The Freak: "Girl I will make you sing my name in bed, and I will shower you with all of the finest things you could ever want. Every morning when you wake up in our king size bed, I'll have flowers waiting for you, a warm cup of coffee, and a beautiful breakfast on the table."—Trent, Redding, PA.
The Zen Master: "Dear Megan. I never respond to these types of things. In fact, this is my first time doing this. But I wanted you to know that I have a steady job, and I take life very seriously and responsibly. I would never treat you like a celebrity. I would regard you like any other person. We could settle down each evening and watch a movie at my place, have some take out, and just get to know each other and laugh and love life in general. I live with my mother still, but she has her very own half of the house and is a great cook so we'd never be without home cooked food. Finally, I would respect you physically, and do everything in my power to make love to you better than any man you have ever known."—Fred, Ludington, MIÂ
The Shy But Cute Guy: "Megan, I know you've heard it all before. But I really am the kind of guy you would fall in love with. I would much rather make love to you than have sex, hold you close afterwards, and I'd be the most loyal guy you've ever met. My dogs would love you and we could all four cuddle up in bed together and just listen to the sound of the silent plains that surround my home. It's very peaceful here and I think you'd like it much more than Los Angeles."—Kip, Mauston, WI
The Good Catch: "Ms. Fox, I can tell you now you would love South Dakota and never want to leave except to do your films. I inherited a ranch that has been 5 generations in my family and I raise Heifers for market. It's a lot of fun riding dirt bikes on the weekends on the land. In the winter we could curl up for hours in my ranch house to stay warm. I'd make you tea and rub your feet and I'd make you my top priority the moment I'm washed from work and ready to sit down for super. I make a great steak and I know how keep my home clean so you wouldn't have to worry about me being a slop or nothing. They say I'm pretty good in the sak, and for you, I'd listen to what you wanted and be the best man I could be for you."—Hank, Buffalo, SD.
The Don Juan: "Megan Fox. Wow. I would make sure our life was one big party. I have a brand new truck and we could ride to LA in it anytime you want if you get homesick for the big city. I have a lot close friends and family around me all of the time and they would just love you. I'm not much on the domestic chores and I can't really cook, but I know how to have a good time and I'd make sure you did too. As for love—I'm honest and good. My favorite song is "Come a Little Closer" by Dierks Bently and I think it says it all darlin."—Billy, Reno, NV
The Dude: "Megan, first thing I'd do is teach you how to surf and ride a board. We'd live down at the beach in Hermosa, CA just near LA and we'd drink and eat, and surf and smoke weed—and just have a good time being together. And when you have your auditions, I'd pop you on the back of my cycle and we'd head up to Hollywood and do what we had to do. Nights, we'd sit out on the coast and stare at the stars and be mellow and just live for another day together."—Brad, Hermosa Beach, CA.
