If his latex could talk. No two men, or condoms, are the same. But everything from the way he rises up, pulls it out, and rips it open with his teeth, to the way he glides—or fumbles—it on will tell you all you need to know about him.
The Jackhammer: He reaches for the night stand and pulls out a studded french tickler from under the hotel bible.
The Put You to Sleeper: He's cute, romantic, but hidden behind layers of old fashion latex and asks, "Am I in yet?" because he has yet to discover the Ultra Thins.
The Call Him Back, Keep Him Close, Rock His World, Let Him Tap Your Ass All Nighter: You didn't think he had it in him, but he fumbles on the latest in micro thin, goes all night, and still asks, "Was that good enough?"
The Stoner: Swears he had some ribbed condoms around here somewhere asking, "You like those right?" Uses the one you brought in your purse instead.
The 5 Hour, Stadium Rocker: Pulls out a long line of black Magnums from beneath the pillow your head has been mashed into after he's been devouring you from behind and stuffs you with a cannon—all night long.—N.B.
