It's not what you think. "When I got pregnant—I got hornier than I have ever been in all of my 34 years of age. I mean full on She's Gotta Have It mode. But that's when my problems began. Now for those of you reading BastardLife who are getting weirded out before you even finish this, let me clear up something right now. There is nothing messy, or different, about sex with your pregnant wife or girl. Some say it's even a bit hotter. As for my husband, it wasn't about being grossed out—he was weirded out, especially when he learned we were having a boy. "I can't do that to my son," he'd say as if the 7 month old bump was looking out of a peep hole at his father doing me and saying, "Dude!" I doubt you will print this one, but the reality is that our voices need to be heard. We are hot women, carrying our husband's children—and hornier than hell. They need to get over it, rip off our clothes—and get to work."—Susan W. New York City, NY
