Girl, you don't know what old is. "It's a shame today's gay men feel old at 30. I met my husband at 30 and because of it felt giddy like a 20 year old. And given all the sex we had back then (sluts that we were), that wasn't the only reason I felt giddy. Even today, well into my 70s, and still with him, I wouldn't waste my breath calling myself old. Why bother, we still fuck like horney adolescents, despite the gray hair and AARP cards. Word to my peers: Don't grow old gracefully. Don't grow old."—Walter M., Washington, D.C.
