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By Neal Boulton at 5:07PM on October 05, 2009
posted by
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:51pm

Classic Bastardlife post. Love this.


posted by
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:52pm

Too cute. I use WD-40 all around the house. One would think...


posted by
Wed, 07/29/2009 - 12:53pm

A little squirt here, and little squirt there. I love this site. if you don't get it, you don't get it. Smiling


posted by kostbird
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 2:18pm

lol, but it could be a future market for WD-40.


posted by
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 3:25pm

@kostbird. SO TRUE! Too funny.


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